Wednesday, August 12, 2009

[oo2] true bitch

"There's vampire in your cleavage."

Pam doesn't skip a beat before sliding in with a smooth, "allow me," and physically picking up Longshadow's last remains with her perfectly manicured nails before carelessly tossing the vampire bits aside. Bad. Ass.


Proceed...

Saturday, July 18, 2009

[oo1] head witch in charge

So what, pray tell, is Mrs. Weasley in charge of? Try raising seven (yes, fucking seven) kids, not to mention the fact that her husband Arthur could very well make for eight at times. Seriously, Jon and Kate who? This bitch is giving Octo-Mom a run for her money.

Of course, when listing Molly's merits we cannot leave out perhaps the most bad-ass line spoken in the entire Harry Potter book series:

"Not my daughter, you bitch!"

Proceed...

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

[ooo] the internet's debutante ball

If you can read this you've probably noticed the sidebar on the right and how it attempts to explain the self-explanatory. This is HBIC of the Week.

Now, despite the fact that it's already been spelled out for you, some of you may still be wondering, "but, what exactly is a HBIC?" Allow me to clarify. H.B.I.C. stands for Head Bitch in Charge, a positive term used to notate female characters or figures who possess a certain self-confidence, wit, independence, and bravado. In other words, these are the women who will not take your shit.

Don't worry, you won't find any exhausting and over-zealous feminist rants in here. Just HBICs... and maybe also some weeks?

Sabrina & Kathleen